So lately I've been really horny, like wanting to fuck a dog horny. So I gave myself a little challenge to nut 8 times with out stoping. I'm trying to stop but the goodness of touching myself got the better of me. Someone please help I'm emptier than a fucking new house

Wow, i officially failed no-nut november. 3 minutes in. i thought i could get a squeeze in before NNN started. nope. i was wrong, i took to long. plus it wasnt even a good nut. i litterally pissed gas.

nutted 7 times in one hour. dont ask how i just did. by doing this i split the side of my dick and i was unable to do it for a week. that sucked. plus, nealy none of the jerk sessions even ended in pleasure. at that point i was just punching my dick. weirdest feeling let me tell you.

So I've been saving up some cum for about a month, I thought what better way to go out like a man then jizzing in the school restroom, haha turns out I'm like a fucking semen sprayer because they closed the fucking bathrooms and think it's spray paint… lesson learned, bring

I just figured out a new trick. i nutted/orgasmed 13 times in one school day. easy. i put my dick between my thighs so it looked like i had a vagina. and then i bounced/vibrated in my chair until i nutted in my clothes. i took off my sweater and put it around my waist so it didnt look like i pissed myself. gym that day was awesome!

Saw the nastiest porn earlier today, straight up went on pornhub and went onto the category "family strokes" and deadass saw soome grandma jack off a guy whos pubes looked like a black spiderweb. that shit was nasty. i lost my hard-on sooooo god damn quick.

Shaved my pubes recently. accidentally cut my dick. couldnt jerk off for roughly a week or two, due to the pain and agony. but let me tell you, shaving feels 10x better. anyways. since jerking off hurt, i was unable to do it. and on top of it, when my cock rubbed against my underwear, it hurt like shit. but when i slit my dick by accident. blood poored EVERYWHERE. like it stained most pairs of my underwear. I came up with a bright idea and used the blood as lubricant. hurt alot but still felt cool. felt like i was pelting my girl while she was her period.

Halfway through jerking off i saw someone peaking through my window. i pretended not to notice and just went with it. i dont know why but it made me nut faster. after a week i figured out it was my step sister who saw it happen. ngl though she sneaky as shit. now i feel regret.

Alright, for some context. i have a cum jar. this cum jar was 350ml and roughly 3/4 full. i was about to fill it abit more until my mom came in. she knocked first which gave me 5 seconds to hide shit. i pulled my pants up and shit but forgot to hide the jar. mom walks in and asks what it is. i tell her that its a smoothie i made. she wanted to try it. i kept insisting for her to not, but she wanted to try. then i said the smoothie was old, gross, and probably spoiled. then she gulped the entire thing down .. rest is history

this is how I became a registered sex offender and how I'm not allowed in a 500 ft radius of any preschool, so one night I was so fucking drunk and aroused and sad Cus my wife left me and took the kids. My friend texted me “yo can you lick my balls I mean wanna fuck up some shit at a preschool Cus the kids don't go in tomorrow” and because I was aroused I said yes, so I the next day I didn't take a shower and looked like a homeless man and so me and my friend got the preschool at 7:00 am and everything was fine my friend dare me to jack off on the roof of the school but I was scared and so I didn't do it, a few hours pass and I got the balls to do it so I got up on the school and started to jack it I was mid of doing it and the bell rings and the bell rings only when it school but I forgot about that so I kept going and I was look at my cock and little did I know that the whole school was watching me jeck off and I looked up and I turned red and I ran straight off the roof and my dick was the first thing to hit the cement so my dick was red as pussy Blood and I had more Brain damage then ever. I woke up in a hospital bed with some Random mother and her daughter with her and she said “yes doctor he was the one who got my daughter pregnant” I was scared as hell but my friend was beside me saying Hell yeah your a registered sex offender now, and I got 1 year sentence to prison but hey I'm not a Virgin anymore:)